an original song for the Green Party! actual recorded version of this coming soon!
My wife sez this ain’t in accord with the Laws of Attraction but I say if you can’t laugh at your troubles you’ll never get rid of ‘em…..
(IF YOU’RE A) GREEN PARTY FIGURE
Are you tired of the Republican
Tired of the Democrat?
Tired of old-boy leadership
All rich and mostly fat?
There’s another political color
Besides the red and blue
That color’s green
But before you switch
I got a little warnin’ for you
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
They’ll treat you like a chigger
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
They’ll scratch you ’till they bleed
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
Right in your face they’ll snigger
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
They’ll yank you like a weed
You can say out loud
You’re green and you’re proud
Say it ’till the cows come home
And no bull, boy, like a lonely bull
You’ll be outstanding in your field all alone
The newsers won’t return your calls
No matter what you say
They don’t care what answers you got
You ain’t in their play
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
You’ve got a “kick me” sticker
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
They treat you like a piece of spit
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
You won’t get no satisfaction
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
You’d best get used to it
You gotta speak the truth the way you see it
Can’t buy them corporate lies
“Cause if you start eatin’ their baloney
You’ll be dead before you die
Dead before you die
Dead before you die
They say two’s democracy,
three’s a crowd
So vote for one of us
Too many choices gets confusing
Quiet in the back of the bus
Don’t question the basic assumptions
That create the rich and the poor
Play the Republicrat game, my friend
Or we’ll show you the door
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
Your skin had better get thicker
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
Slings and arrows gonna rain on you
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
They’ll cuss you with great vigor but
IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE
What else can you do?
