(IF YOU’RE A) GREEN PARTY FIGURE

11 05 2008

an original song for the Green Party!  actual recorded version of this coming soon!

My wife sez this ain’t in accord with the Laws of Attraction but I say if you can’t laugh at your troubles you’ll never get rid of ’em…..

(IF YOU’RE A) GREEN PARTY FIGURE

Are you tired of the Republican

Tired of the Democrat?

Tired of old-boy leadership

All rich and mostly fat?

There’s another political color

Besides the red and blue

That color’s green

But before you switch

I got a little warnin’ for you

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

They’ll treat you like a chigger

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

They’ll scratch you ’till they bleed

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

Right in your face they’ll snigger

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

They’ll yank you like a weed

You can say out loud

You’re green and you’re proud

Say it ’till the cows come home

And no bull, boy, like a lonely bull

You’ll be outstanding in your field all alone

The newsers won’t return your calls

No matter what you say

They don’t care what answers you got

You ain’t in their play

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

You’ve got a “kick me” sticker

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

They treat you like a piece of spit

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

You won’t get no satisfaction

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

You’d best get used to it

You gotta speak the truth the way you see it

Can’t buy them corporate lies

“Cause if you start eatin’ their baloney

You’ll be dead before you die

Dead before you die

Dead before you die

They say two’s democracy,

three’s a crowd

So vote for one of us

Too many choices gets confusing

Quiet in the back of the bus

Don’t question the basic assumptions

That create the rich and the poor

Play the Republicrat game, my friend

Or we’ll show you the door

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

Your skin had better get thicker

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

Slings and arrows gonna rain on you

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

They’ll cuss you with great vigor but

IF YOU’RE A GREEN PARTY FIGURE

What else can you do?

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